Choose Your Engagement Model
Transparent pricing, paradigm-shifting value.
Starter Tier
Free
Forever, but limited
- ✓ Hunt up to 20 of 30 eggs
- ✓ 5 AI-generated Fabergé commemorations
- ✓ Basic gallery
- ✓ Leaderboard entry
- ✓ 3 Oracle hints
- ✓ Shareable results page
No credit card required.
RECOMMENDED
Curator's Pass
$2.99
One-time, forever yours
- ✦ All 30 eggs unlockable (the 10 weirdest are here)
- ✦ Unlimited Fabergé art for every discovery
- ✦ Narrated museum audio tour by a snooty curator
- ✦ Personalized Certificate of Attention
- ✦ Unlimited Oracle riddles
- ✦ New Egg Friday — rotating weekly bonus
FAQ
Why $2.99?
Because $3.00 felt arrogant.
Is this a joke?
A serious one. Every egg works. Every discovery is real. The Fabergé art is generated fresh for you.
What if I don't find all 30?
Then the oracle shall whisper to you. Cryptically. Until you do.
“I have seen thirty eggs. I shall not recover.” — a man who has seen thirty eggs